OKAY, so yeah, I don't happen to have a red riding hood, I don't live on the edge of a darkened forest, and I don't associate with wolves - my grandmother's teeth, eyes and ears are relatively small, which might explain why she's never bothered to better her listening, seeing or eating skills - though that last might prove to be because of her diabetes. If she ate me, I should think that her meter would give her a very disgruntled look. However, despite my lack of all those things, I am extremely little (even without the red riding hood), and I've got red hair (though whether or not it's natural is none of your business), so that should be close enough. Yes.
I'm Little Red.
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